Jun 30

If, when walking from one place to another at work, tired after a late night, you start to stretch and yawn then do yourself a favour and stop walking until the yawning and stretching stops. If you don’t, as I found out this morning, your previously normal gait turns into a frightening, shambling motion accompanied by a bizarre drawn out howl. Think one of the velociraptors from Jurassic Park as if animated by Ray Harryhausen. Better to be the guy standing in the middle of the office caught unawares by a yawn, because believe me no-one wants to be the guy at work who looks like he’s torn between having a seizure and being possessed.

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